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X rated candies.
  • X rated candies.

X rated Candies

Suck this

5 reviews

£1.99

Sorry, not in stock | LNOF Ref: #43140

X rated Candies Information

  • X rated candies
  • 45g box, roughly 20 sweets
  • Various phrases and colours
  • Box measures around 9cm x 6cm x 2cm

Love hearts are great, we all enjoyed them as kids and probably still do as adults, how much fun is it seeing which phrase is on each one and giving that to the person you think most deserves it? Great memories I’m sure. Now if you made those love hearts a little bit bigger and then replaced “Be mine” with “Nice Tits”, “Hot Lips” with “Big Dick” and “Kiss Me” with “Let’s Fuck”, you get some idea of what these X rated candies are all about.

This 45g pack of candies will contain around 20 sweets with various flavours and phrases on, they’re not all complimentary either “Ass Hole” is definitely one which I don’t remember from the original love hearts. The small box is only around 9cm x 6cm x 2cm so can easily fit in your handbag or pocket making these really easy to take on a night out.

Ingredients: Glucose, Glucose Syrup, Maltodextrin, Magnesium Stearate, Artificial flavours, Strawberry, Banana, Apple. Artificial colours include E102, E110, E129, E133, E102 and E110, may have an adverse effect on activity and attention in children……..I mean come on, do not be giving these to kids.

5 reviews
  • Laura Gildersleeves-Seaton29/06/2024
  • Laura Gildersleeves-Seaton23/06/2024
  • Nicola Johnson28/04/2024
  • Little bit of fun x

    donna nash11/06/2023
  • Good but so many of the sweets were the same, although for the price it was fine and good bit of fun

    David GB Skinner06/11/2022
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